I’m so mad with myself I can’t even put it into words… I tried and it isn’t working. I have made mistakes that I can’t go back on. I don’t deserve to go back on.
Fuck everything.
…Superman, taking care of business.
SUPERMAN THAT HOE
GOOD BYE!
(Source: nothingislinear)
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
Can we go back to it being relevant to Tumblr? Ya’ll need to remember not everyone likes your opinion. Because, like your asshole, not everyone can feel its power, its grip and the way it makes you feel inside.
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
- SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
I think I need to write a book…
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
Dear future wife,
This is happening.Dear future husband,
This is happening.
These people are epic.
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.



